Political Caption Competition

Winston welcomes the poverty he has created

Winston trying to define a horse

FACT OF THE DAY: If you could drive a car straight up at 95 km/h, it would take you less…

We are selling this kids organs to ensure we can balance the budget

FACT OF THE DAY: Mars is shaped like a rugby ball rather than a perfect sphere due to its unique…

WHERE IS MY TAXPAYER FUNDED LIMO AND CRAYFISH!

FACT OF THE DAY: Astronauts can grow up to 5 cm (2 inches) taller in space because the lack of…
Salvation: Merry Christmas. Would you like to put something under the tree? Oh shit.. you’re the bauble guy! Everyone guard the tree!
Winston “Hah! Salvation? I don’t need salvation!”
Winston developing NZAO into a Disneyland copy with people in masks and theatrical costumes. Can’t have micky mouse because that would be under expensive copyright and performance fees. The Salvation Army? pretends to represent our Mini everything.
Salvation: Got a spare 50k? The taxpayer has been giving you hundreds of thousands for decades, plus all your baubles…
Time wasting 50 year ticket clipper meets a real worker .
“Erect, red and swollen. You remind me of Shane after his taxpayer-funded TV viewing.”
Winston red-baiting again!