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Winston welcomes the poverty he has created

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Never a truer word said!
Salvation: Merry Christmas. Would you like to put something under the tree? Oh shit.. you’re the bauble guy! Everyone guard the tree!
Winston “Hah! Salvation? I don’t need salvation!”
Winston developing NZAO into a Disneyland copy with people in masks and theatrical costumes. Can’t have micky mouse because that would be under expensive copyright and performance fees. The Salvation Army? pretends to represent our Mini everything.
Salvation: Got a spare 50k? The taxpayer has been giving you hundreds of thousands for decades, plus all your baubles…
Time wasting 50 year ticket clipper meets a real worker .
“Erect, red and swollen. You remind me of Shane after his taxpayer-funded TV viewing.”
Winston red-baiting again!