Political Caption Competition

Orange is the new crack

Chris Hipkins outlines Labour’s conditions for supporting the India Free Trade Agreement, including migrant worker protections and transparency demands.

NZ First wants ministers to regain Fast Track powers as a $1B LNG terminal is rushed through. Is this energy policy — or corporate welfare?

Wellington’s sewage crisis reignites debate over scrapping Three Waters. Was ditching water reform ideological sabotage with real-world consequences?

David Seymour channels Musk and Milei with public sector cuts. Is ACT’s small government agenda fit for New Zealand’s challenges?

Waatea’s election poll shows NZ First surging and Te Pāti Māori far from dead. What does this Māori voter engagement signal for 2026?

Does the Epstein scandal implicate Zionism or Israel? A critical look at elite power, antisemitism, and collective blame in global politics.
Marjorie ” Donald is great”
Donald ” You can grab Marjorie by the pussy and do whatever you like when you’re famous”.
The “Race to the Bottom” action set comes with matching his and her action figure fruitcakes. Brains sold separately.
Looks like a candidate for Viz comics Up The Arse Corner.
Photo collection titled – Me and my Afghan hound. Lovely dog, bitch actually, hah!
We’ve been rolling in the brown stuff!
Marjorie: “Do you forgive me Donald?
Donald: Pardon?
Marjorie: Oh thank you Donald.