Political Caption Competition
Darth Vaders Grandmother meets Former Fox News Host

Winston trying to define a horse

FACT OF THE DAY: If you could drive a car straight up at 95 km/h, it would take you less…

We are selling this kids organs to ensure we can balance the budget

FACT OF THE DAY: Mars is shaped like a rugby ball rather than a perfect sphere due to its unique…

WHERE IS MY TAXPAYER FUNDED LIMO AND CRAYFISH!

FACT OF THE DAY: Astronauts can grow up to 5 cm (2 inches) taller in space because the lack of…
Fake-Christian Psychos sharing their derangements
Bride of Chucky meets General War.
birds of a feather flock together
Hegseth “You’re too short and you need balls to join my army”
Judith “What are you talking about? I’ve got more balls than you ya drunk cheat”
I can’t bend my knee sorry my ankles are swollen.
Judith: I’ve got a top to toe full leopard costume back at the hotel.. grrrrrowlll.
JC: I can swallow anything
PH: Yee Haw then I got a MAGA crowd just for you
Judith: Hey there Pete, I’m in Washington on official duties, but I also provide an interesting dominatrix service if you’re interested in a some ritual humiliation, whipping, choking, and organ torture – they don’t call me crusher for nothing you know.
Made for each other.
The joker meets the riddler
Judith: I for got to take my anti psychotic medication…
Hegseth: Me too…