Political Caption Competition


The latest Post-Cabinet press conference revealed more than just policy messaging — it exposed the growing contrast between Christopher Luxon…

New Epstein Files released during the US war with Iran include explosive allegations involving Donald Trump and a teenage victim, raising questions about timing, accountability and political distraction.

The NZX50 plunged 420 points in one of the biggest single-day drops since Covid, as global markets panic over the escalating US-Israel war with Iran and surging oil prices.

Public broadcasters depend on one thing above all else: trust. But when ministers publicly attack coverage and broadcasters appear to…


Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
“Lucky me ! A rogue mini tornado ripped the hood off the carousel at the local fair and left it right at my front door. A few adjustments and it fits me perfectly.”
“I should wear this to the White House, when Mr English goes to Washington.”
Aren’t spiders supposed to have eight legs not 16?
And where’s the bolts in her friend’s neck?
“Bill does outfit make me look big”?
“Pies?”. “Pies.” “Lead the way!”
Los gordos grandes…
Are you sure Gerry was the best person for dieting advice?
Are you leading me into the rogues galley boss?
I may be comfortable there too!!!