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Have we killed Public Health yet?

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DS: This ones got no brain or beating heart
SB: No need he’s Luxon’s stand in double
Two DEI hires proving their lack of worth.
He’s ready for harvest, so let me get this in order, Nicola wanted his brains, Luxon his heart, Simeon I believe you wanted his legs, anybody want anything else!
Yes Winnie needs a new liver.
Yes CG if their is anything left of the tattered internal organs of the fraidy cat PM to be harvested??
Two dummies switch positions to pretend to be doctors.
Seymour: Damn that’s what it’s like to have a heart.
Merchants of death get to work, Fuck the poor and infirm. Let them die, that will save on expensive health care reserved for deserving wealthy elites only.
“I’m afraid Dr Death their seems to be very little sign of life as this bottom feeder has no private health insurance”
Ill give my doners a call and let them know we will accept their low ball offer .