Political Caption Competition
The Job is breaking Auckland

Chris Hipkins outlines Labour’s conditions for supporting the India Free Trade Agreement, including migrant worker protections and transparency demands.

NZ First wants ministers to regain Fast Track powers as a $1B LNG terminal is rushed through. Is this energy policy — or corporate welfare?

Wellington’s sewage crisis reignites debate over scrapping Three Waters. Was ditching water reform ideological sabotage with real-world consequences?

David Seymour channels Musk and Milei with public sector cuts. Is ACT’s small government agenda fit for New Zealand’s challenges?

Waatea’s election poll shows NZ First surging and Te Pāti Māori far from dead. What does this Māori voter engagement signal for 2026?

Does the Epstein scandal implicate Zionism or Israel? A critical look at elite power, antisemitism, and collective blame in global politics.
Stain Brown, Geriatric Mayor
Brown is a brilliant mayor until he opens his mouth.
Yep that’s a big smelly job to finish oozing out Brownie
Peters ,Brown and trump all around 80 and fucking bat shit crazy .
‘Fixed’ as in ‘rigged’
The shit on your shoe that never goes away.
I turned up because you didn’t turn out.
(Typo.Should say) Stab me in the back, to finish me off, because I’m a nutjob.
A forecast for Wayne Brown’s future? Comics Wayne and Shuster 1958 b&w days. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvG0gPIaJhY Rinse the Blood off my Toga.
Just like you fixed ,sorry fucked Northland you old coot .
I smile like this because I get to screw all of you!