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New RNZ-Reid Research poll brings boost for NZ First, Labour New Zealand First has climbed into third place in the…

The Election year is upon us and as the economy limps along after this Hard Right Governments mutilation of public…

Wait, wait, wait – are you fucking kidding me? Prime Minister Luxon decries racist rhetoric over role of iwi after…

Christopher Luxon stands by scrapping $6b resilience fund created after Cyclone Gabrielle Prime Minister Christopher Luxon says he stands by…

Alex Pretti did not brandish gun, witnesses say in sworn testimony Pair testify that Pretti did not hold weapon and…

When Auckland staggered out of lockdown, battered and bruised, we turned to Labour in the 2023 election looking for hope….
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Middle-aged homeless man thrilled to receive plonk from blind trust vineyard investor.
Two short arses with thinning hair & tattered credibility
Key edged out by Hosking in the Villa Maria 2016 Narcissist of the Year Award.
Thank’s dad!
That’s alright son.
When we’ve knocked back this…I plan to get a hair cut and have a shave…what about you, is it off to Hawaii yet again…
as a ventriloquist Key didnt even have to be in the same room or country as Hosking for his voice to be heard.
“John Key gave me two bottles of wine by way of an apology for … I don’t want to talk about it.”
Plonkers of a feather…
I’ll say whatever you want me to say, John, but I’m not drinking this shit.
People say I sold my soul – well, so what. Look at what selling your soul can get you. I’ve got a nice car, more hair products than I could possibly understand how to use, and I just got given this lovely bottle of vinegar.
Two tail-chasers share a whine and cheese.
Who let the genie out of the blind trust wine bottle bro’?
The final of “New Zealand’s Biggest Wanker” is down to the last two contestants.
Just hold on tight to that bottle Mike
I’ll pinch your bum so they can’t see me fondling your locks
John Key, who cultivates obscene mouthpieces as he strives for domination of the gullible unthinking masses, in the obligatory photo op with a well remunerated, un-prepossessing example, who exhibits contemptible intolerance of underprivileged, activists, academics, intellectuals, and any suspiciously opposed to neoliberalism.
” We think we fooled them all yet again, lets toast our success ”
” Two fools getting drunk on BS and greed – we’ll need another bottle “
Arseholes in duplicate!
mossac fonseca employee of the month award.