Political Caption Competition

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1. Screened by advantage – money, property, liquid assets he stays in his chosen life as a materialistic anchoret looking out on his domain.

2. This resized landscape photo of Christopher obscures the inevitable sharpened knives just out of the edited picture, Laxon’s internal monologue “Et Tu Chris B ? No Boats Nicky? Goldy ? Simeon ? Marky Mark ? surely not you Erica? I was expecting the duplicitous Judy?”

3. See if one of Seymour’s AI mates has a plan I can borrow

4. His god’s work is never done.

5. Looks like I have fucked up another government company ,Oh wait I have fucked the whole government and the country .Geez how good will that look on my CV .FIG JAM .

6. Are those ‘green shoots’ on my tie, or Simeon’s nose hairs?

7. Mirror mirror in the window, is everything I believe about economics wrong, or just most of it?

8. As truth and lies in all false Gods,
   and I am one, are one,
   so Ruth doth come to Resurrection .

   (With apologies to John Donne)

9. Mirror mirror in the window,
   I am such a weary fellow
   Happy, guiding planes around the world.
   But Kiwis such a petty crew,
   Now stuck, I don’t know what to do.

10. Plotting more subversive Government induced inflation drivers.. aka as taxes to cover up our big $8 billion HOLE…
    RUCs
    ACC fees increase
    WOFs $25 per year for next 3 years
    Rates increases for 3 waters rehash
    Road tolls
    Make kids pay for maths books
    More cheap rice in lunches
    …. ummm GST next

11. “ I’m rich. I’m sorted. To hell with all you bottom feeders.”

12. “ Am I as mad as King Charles ? Who cares ? “

    1. Please leave King Charles out, he has good intentions but Luxon only has intentions.

13. You will own nothing. I will be happy.

14. “Hand on heart, as god is my witness, God, God, I can’t see you…”

15. Do it Luxon, it is a consummation devoutly to be wished.

    1. I fancied that quote looked it up and this is rather good.
       “Lay aside all rancor, all bitter sectional feeling, and to make your places in the ranks of those who will bring about a consummation devoutly to be wished – a reunited country.” — Jefferson Davis https://quotefancy.com/
       Now wouldn’t that be the bees knees if Luxon could see it where he’s looking.

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