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Chris Luxon’s to do list

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Do it Luxon, it is a consummation devoutly to be wished.
I fancied that quote looked it up and this is rather good.
“Lay aside all rancor, all bitter sectional feeling, and to make your places in the ranks of those who will bring about a consummation devoutly to be wished – a reunited country.” — Jefferson Davis https://quotefancy.com/
Now wouldn’t that be the bees knees if Luxon could see it where he’s looking.
“Hand on heart, as god is my witness, God, God, I can’t see you…”
You will own nothing. I will be happy.
“ Am I as mad as King Charles ? Who cares ? “
Please leave King Charles out, he has good intentions but Luxon only has intentions.
“ I’m rich. I’m sorted. To hell with all you bottom feeders.”
Plotting more subversive Government induced inflation drivers.. aka as taxes to cover up our big $8 billion HOLE…
RUCs
ACC fees increase
WOFs $25 per year for next 3 years
Rates increases for 3 waters rehash
Road tolls
Make kids pay for maths books
More cheap rice in lunches
…. ummm GST next
Mirror mirror in the window,
I am such a weary fellow
Happy, guiding planes around the world.
But Kiwis such a petty crew,
Now stuck, I don’t know what to do.
As truth and lies in all false Gods,
and I am one, are one,
so Ruth doth come to Resurrection .
(With apologies to John Donne)
Mirror mirror in the window, is everything I believe about economics wrong, or just most of it?
Are those ‘green shoots’ on my tie, or Simeon’s nose hairs?
Looks like I have fucked up another government company ,Oh wait I have fucked the whole government and the country .Geez how good will that look on my CV .FIG JAM .
His god’s work is never done.
See if one of Seymour’s AI mates has a plan I can borrow
This resized landscape photo of Christopher obscures the inevitable sharpened knives just out of the edited picture, Laxon’s internal monologue “Et Tu Chris B ? No Boats Nicky? Goldy ? Simeon ? Marky Mark ? surely not you Erica? I was expecting the duplicitous Judy?”
Screened by advantage – money, property, liquid assets he stays in his chosen life as a materialistic anchoret looking out on his domain.