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Ozempic before and after

The latest Post-Cabinet press conference revealed more than just policy messaging — it exposed the growing contrast between Christopher Luxon…

New Epstein Files released during the US war with Iran include explosive allegations involving Donald Trump and a teenage victim, raising questions about timing, accountability and political distraction.

The NZX50 plunged 420 points in one of the biggest single-day drops since Covid, as global markets panic over the escalating US-Israel war with Iran and surging oil prices.

Public broadcasters depend on one thing above all else: trust. But when ministers publicly attack coverage and broadcasters appear to…


Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
“December 26 the Forlorn Hope cut flesh from a dead companion’s body, “roasted it by the fire and ate it, averting their faces from each other and weeping.”
Is that stuff for treating fatheads and economic loonies? This piece might be relevant to people with the disease of cranial grandiosity, and/or with physical grandiosity.
https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/political/572626/politicians-love-comparing-nz-s-economy-to-singapore-or-ireland-but-it-s-simplistic-and-misleading
Women out in front, no man will be bitten by a dog.
Judith bursting outwards with the power of ten million fried chicken farts