Political Caption Competition
Hahahahahaha! We have fucked Auckland!

A Marxist, An Economist, a Māori Media Boss, A Recreational Fishing Legend, a Labour Party Candidate and a Newspaper…

NZ First are in real danger now. To date, they have trawled the sub 5% threshold with conpiracy theories and…

Week 5 of the dumbest most stupid geopolitical blunder since Vietnam, and Trump is telling us that he’s talking to…

Wait? WHAT! Fears transport service procurers may hit back as costs rise. There are fears procurers of transport services…

Trump says ‘Cuba is next’ in speech touting US military successes. Reuters – Advertisement – I told you…

Funeral held for three journalists killed by Israeli strike in Lebanon Lebanese government calls the killings a ‘blatant war crime’…
This caption competition definitely captures the frustration a lot of Aucklanders feel right now. Satire can sometimes hit closer to the truth than straight reporting, and this one feels like it’s channeling that sense of being left behind by political decisions. Curious to see what other captions people come up with—sometimes the comments say more than the headlines.
When you got shares in a nz construction machinery firm and a shovel company who are exporting to Israel, for grave digging … laugh my fat ass off
” and some bottom feeders do this for a living”
Orange is the New Black – three fraudsters mock the justice system.
Oh look we fucked Winstons rabbit hole .
The movie Dumb and Dumber has a sequel and after auditions, have settled on these three for the new film Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest, although it was a given they would take these parts the moment they opened their mouths.
Tools hold tools and pretend they are useful.
Just wait until we force privately owned Eroad mass surveillance into all the cars…