Political Caption Competition
Hahahahahaha! We have fucked Auckland!

When he was on The Bradbury Group recently, I put to Chippy that many domestic workers feared migrant workers because…

NZ First to campaign on ministers getting final say in fast track projects New Zealand First will campaign on reinstating…

The schadenfreude with this Government just grows and grows. 3 Waters was a collectivisation of Water assets so the type…

We told you Seymour visiting Javier Milei, the far right Argentinian free market fascist who believes he can telepathically talk…

Waatea’s election poll shows NZ First surging and Te Pāti Māori far from dead. What does this Māori voter engagement signal for 2026?

Does the Epstein scandal implicate Zionism or Israel? A critical look at elite power, antisemitism, and collective blame in global politics.
This caption competition definitely captures the frustration a lot of Aucklanders feel right now. Satire can sometimes hit closer to the truth than straight reporting, and this one feels like it’s channeling that sense of being left behind by political decisions. Curious to see what other captions people come up with—sometimes the comments say more than the headlines.
When you got shares in a nz construction machinery firm and a shovel company who are exporting to Israel, for grave digging … laugh my fat ass off
” and some bottom feeders do this for a living”
Orange is the New Black – three fraudsters mock the justice system.
Oh look we fucked Winstons rabbit hole .
The movie Dumb and Dumber has a sequel and after auditions, have settled on these three for the new film Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest, although it was a given they would take these parts the moment they opened their mouths.
Tools hold tools and pretend they are useful.
Just wait until we force privately owned Eroad mass surveillance into all the cars…