Political Caption Competition
Hahahahahaha! We have fucked Auckland!

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Just wait until we force privately owned Eroad mass surveillance into all the cars…
Tools hold tools and pretend they are useful.
The movie Dumb and Dumber has a sequel and after auditions, have settled on these three for the new film Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest, although it was a given they would take these parts the moment they opened their mouths.
Oh look we fucked Winstons rabbit hole .
Orange is the New Black – three fraudsters mock the justice system.
” and some bottom feeders do this for a living”
When you got shares in a nz construction machinery firm and a shovel company who are exporting to Israel, for grave digging … laugh my fat ass off
This caption competition definitely captures the frustration a lot of Aucklanders feel right now. Satire can sometimes hit closer to the truth than straight reporting, and this one feels like it’s channeling that sense of being left behind by political decisions. Curious to see what other captions people come up with—sometimes the comments say more than the headlines.