Political Caption Competition
Brooke van Velden with her Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat dyed in the blood of pay parity workers
Brooke van Velden with her Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat dyed in the blood of pay parity workers

1-on-1 in 10 Interview – Salvation Army State of the Nation Report Salvation Army Social Policy & Parliamentary Unit Director…

From a National–NZF–ACT coalition to a Labour–Green–Māori alliance, here are four realistic scenarios that could shape Election 2026.

Winston Peters proposes a referendum to abolish the Māori electorates, reopening Treaty tensions and testing Luxon’s coalition stability.

Floods in Waikato and Wellington expose the gap between climate science and Government policy, as Civil Defence funding is cut during escalating disasters.

It is painful. It is infuriating. And it forces victims and the nation to endure trauma once again. But…

I don’t need to carry in KFC and pretend to care when it’s not a climate event
Im dreaming up new ways to kill more workers on the job .
I’m dreaming of a [rich] white Christmas, Just like the ones I used to know [and ‘urban dictionary’ to those who aren’t sorted]. (I can’t cope with the depth of their light-hearted nothings.)
Malicious Urban Dictionary https://www.urbandictionary.com › define › term=Mali…
A really sexy way of saying evil, or a really evil way of saying sexy. It basically means evil and wanting to hurt someone but it sounds sexy.
Sitting on a park bench eying little boys with wishful intent
Hopeful? Desirous? Mischievous? They seems to work with older boys anyway.
“Prototype android’s rictus grin continues to terrify children at local park.”
You win!
New colour for road cones
Like!
Her smile is the post-coital joy in having fucked so many Kiwi workers.
I wish I was in charge during the pandemic ,we would not need pay parity cuts because you would all be dead .