Political Caption Competition
Cancer raising money for more cancer

Chris Hipkins outlines Labour’s conditions for supporting the India Free Trade Agreement, including migrant worker protections and transparency demands.

NZ First wants ministers to regain Fast Track powers as a $1B LNG terminal is rushed through. Is this energy policy — or corporate welfare?

Wellington’s sewage crisis reignites debate over scrapping Three Waters. Was ditching water reform ideological sabotage with real-world consequences?

David Seymour channels Musk and Milei with public sector cuts. Is ACT’s small government agenda fit for New Zealand’s challenges?

Waatea’s election poll shows NZ First surging and Te Pāti Māori far from dead. What does this Māori voter engagement signal for 2026?

Does the Epstein scandal implicate Zionism or Israel? A critical look at elite power, antisemitism, and collective blame in global politics.
I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o’er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden daffodils;
Oops. No it’s just and arsehole.
Continuous as the stars that shine
And twinkle on the milky way,
A fishing fleet stretched in never-ending line
Along the margin of the bay:
Ten thousand saw I at once,
Netting by-catch without a glance
Not by one camera at-all
Because he had removed them all.
The waves splashed beside them as they died; but hey
An unknowing public could not express dismay,
a politician bought by fishing company:
I gazed—and gazed—and had a thought
What wealth had he been bought?:
For oft, when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood,
They flash upon ny inner eye
Which is the curse of solitude;
And then my heart with horror fills,
And wilts liking dying daffodils.
Superb Pat.
Endangered parasitic stink Orchid “pompous” var “windbag”, grown hydropornically in bullshit and worm pee.
Jac please resign yourself. I try to bring some liveliness to our sad task of viewing and analysing politics but it isn’t to start a trend or a competition. Have you anything worthwhile and practical to say at the end of the day!
On the fast tack to corruption.