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Just getting my house here sorted before the snap election later this year .I know I will be gone then .
LUXON What is the name of my holiday home? Taypooke on the little island of Emawanka.
Those flooded just need a bucket and spade like my ones here
And marmite sandwiches for when they get sick of the tasty of muddy water.
Tasman Caller: Hello Chris how’s the weather wherever you are?
Luxon (on the golf course with JK): Aloha.. oops I mean hello. Glorious sunshine here, not a care in the world, why do you ask?
Tasman Caller: There has been torrential rain and devastating flooding here. Can you offer some words of assistance or help for the affected people?
Luxon: Um.. A good pair of gumboots and a marmite sandwhich can’t go wrong. Oops gotta go..
JK (in the background) Fore!!
Can’t be Hawaii they don’t have corded phones do they?
Hello from Te Puke