Political Caption Competition
ACT Party secret sauce in your kids school lunch

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Week 5 of the dumbest most stupid geopolitical blunder since Vietnam, and Trump is telling us that he’s talking to…

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Trump says ‘Cuba is next’ in speech touting US military successes. Reuters – Advertisement – I told you…

Funeral held for three journalists killed by Israeli strike in Lebanon Lebanese government calls the killings a ‘blatant war crime’…
This is a comedy show right – that I wake up to every morning. A giant Dee-loo-sion.
Synthesised horse parts of course. Genuine horses parts would be too nutritious and far too expensive. I mean, offal mince? Why doesn’t Seymour go the whole hog and start serving them pet food? “Tux keeps them full of life! Especially during maths which is notoriously boring!”
Is it luncheon? No… it’s ‘mystery meat’. Is is safe for human consumption? That’s the mystery!
These new lunches will fill you with bounce and lead to you being barking mad like David and that hairless Luxon. Note – well-fed dogs are covered with hair! Need I say more.
My grand son no longer eats it as he reckons he would not feed it to the dog .Smells loke dog food ,looks like dog food is dog food
A well fed dog has a shiny coat and bright eyes – more than many of us after coping with our direful ghormenghast.
Trevor loves offal! Hardly surprising, he’s full of it!
At last, something vegetarians don’t have to worry about.
Compass has learnt from substituting horse meat for beef from their “mistakes” in Australia, and is now using beef offal instead.