Political Caption Competition
Another day, same headline

The latest 1News Verian poll confirms what many on the Left feared: the Right bloc remains competitive and within striking…

As Winston Peters targets the Māori electorates, fractured protest unity may weaken resistance. Is Aotearoa facing a majoritarian reset?
Are media cheerleaders ignoring cracks in New Zealand’s economy? Rising unemployment, weak retail and stalled infrastructure suggest deeper trouble.

New Zealand’s justice system has handed down its sentence in the Grey Lynn feud shooting that left one young man…

Chris Hipkins outlines Labour’s conditions for supporting the India Free Trade Agreement, including migrant worker protections and transparency demands.

NZ First wants ministers to regain Fast Track powers as a $1B LNG terminal is rushed through. Is this energy policy — or corporate welfare?
“Look what I can say is this is totally off script so I can’t say”
You’ll need to talk to [insert name here] about that.
What I’m saying to you is that when I say “what I’m saying to you” what I’m saying to you is that I’m saying nothing to you.
Post-modern philosopher-king asserts that causation is a myth and that history is willed by great men (who used to run an airline)
Prime Minister admits anyone associated with him has to pay for sex.