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Another day, same headline

Tonight, Green Party MP Kahurangi Carter’s Copyright (Parody and Satire) Amendment Bill passed through its first reading. “This common-sense amendment…

“In light of growing fossil fuel prices, recent reports suggest the Government is reconsidering whether to proceed with an LNG…

The Living Wage rate has today been announced at $29.90 per hour, with accredited Living Wage Employers having until 1…

Sweet Jesus, this is the funniest thing you will see this year… Trump’s Iran Downfall pic.twitter.com/9dxTcHsFOM — Fintwit Capital (@fan_fintwit)…

He got citizenship after 12 days in New Zealand. Now his company is linked to AI warfare. At what point does “exceptional” become unacceptable?

Well. That escalated quickly… Greens deny former sex worker’s background was a factor in candidate decision The Green Party says…
“Look what I can say is this is totally off script so I can’t say”
You’ll need to talk to [insert name here] about that.
What I’m saying to you is that when I say “what I’m saying to you” what I’m saying to you is that I’m saying nothing to you.
Post-modern philosopher-king asserts that causation is a myth and that history is willed by great men (who used to run an airline)
Prime Minister admits anyone associated with him has to pay for sex.