Political Caption Competition

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1. I have just discounted your new tractor and the mrs new ute so she can take Tarquine to the flash private school where I have just given more taxpayer money and you freaking want more.

2. He must have been hoping for hair growth. All I see is growth in unemployment, electricity, beef lamb and butter prices. The “not fun” growth.

3. ” Oh no I called for growth on my head not the palms of my hand”

4. Business confidence pollster triple checking survey results with business:
   Are you sure you meant to put DOWN? The historical charts show business confidence is ALWAYS UP as a default under National, and DOWN as a default under Labour regardless the realities.

5. If you rule out redistribution you can offer only the mirage of growth – if you redistribute, growth becomes real.

   1. How true.
      I seriously don’t think Luxon could understand that sentence. Well done AB.

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