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Why David Seymours twerk is so awkward
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Never a truer word said!
Deputy Rimmer. Yay can’t wait. Sigh.
Wasn’t Rimmer a hologram – on Red Dwarf, a rubbish collection unit floating in space. Ooh that is an uncomfortable fancy, I don’t fancy that.
On Saturday, I finally become a real boy…
Pinocchio telling lies again…”I’m a real maori boy”!
A strung out glove puppet
That’s good one.
It’s all this Inner City Pressure. You become a thing, wanting, scurrying, always moving no time for pondering,, keeping up with the style-setters; not a person amongst others in the real world, that money and privilege buy a ticket out of – but to where? The style-setters are now aimed into space. Seymour should leave while it’s still a ‘thing’. The Conchords explain. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNfV1dTTMLU
“Oh not the strings again. I prefer the ventriloquist approach, where someone shoves their arm up my backside”
Where is Hone Heka when we need him ,he could cut those string lines with one slash .
Oh look an atlas puppet
Is it a new art form? Will there be a troupe touring kiwiland putting on shows later this year? I’d be interested to see their performance.
Looks like it escaped from a scene in Thunderbirds.
But that puppet would never get a job on Thunderbirds. They were good guys.
He’d go better with Punch and Judy, he’s that ridiculous.