Political Caption Competition
Why David Seymours twerk is so awkward

The pack mentality of ripping Chris Hipkins to pieces until he cried over his children is one of the saddest…

A Marxist, A Party President, a Party Co-Leader, a National Party Minister and a Newspaper columnist all walk into…

Golden visa holders go house hunting A Korean citizen this week became the first foreign investor to seek sign-off to…
This… US President Donald Trump’s pick for New Zealand Ambassador reveals priorities, interested in expanding defence partnership US President Donald…
After crashing the economy by crushing the infrastructure pipeline in 2024 that Labour created causing enormous cascading job loses and…

She’s, ahhh. Not very good at this is she? Nicola Willis took over the 1pm Podium of Truth and as…
Deputy Rimmer. Yay can’t wait. Sigh.
Wasn’t Rimmer a hologram – on Red Dwarf, a rubbish collection unit floating in space. Ooh that is an uncomfortable fancy, I don’t fancy that.
On Saturday, I finally become a real boy…
Pinocchio telling lies again…”I’m a real maori boy”!
A strung out glove puppet
That’s good one.
It’s all this Inner City Pressure. You become a thing, wanting, scurrying, always moving no time for pondering,, keeping up with the style-setters; not a person amongst others in the real world, that money and privilege buy a ticket out of – but to where? The style-setters are now aimed into space. Seymour should leave while it’s still a ‘thing’. The Conchords explain. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNfV1dTTMLU
“Oh not the strings again. I prefer the ventriloquist approach, where someone shoves their arm up my backside”
Where is Hone Heka when we need him ,he could cut those string lines with one slash .
Oh look an atlas puppet
Is it a new art form? Will there be a troupe touring kiwiland putting on shows later this year? I’d be interested to see their performance.
Looks like it escaped from a scene in Thunderbirds.
But that puppet would never get a job on Thunderbirds. They were good guys.
He’d go better with Punch and Judy, he’s that ridiculous.