Political Caption Competition
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A Marxist, An Economist, a Māori Media Boss, A Recreational Fishing Legend, a Labour Party Candidate and a Newspaper columnist…

NZ First are in real danger now. To date, they have trawled the sub 5% threshold with conpiracy theories and…

Week 5 of the dumbest most stupid geopolitical blunder since Vietnam, and Trump is telling us that he’s talking to…

Wait? WHAT! Fears transport service procurers may hit back as costs rise. There are fears procurers of transport services…

Trump says ‘Cuba is next’ in speech touting US military successes. Reuters – Advertisement – I told you…

Funeral held for three journalists killed by Israeli strike in Lebanon Lebanese government calls the killings a ‘blatant war crime’…
“Will you sleep with me Chris?”
Why not, everyone else has”
“ can you believe I spent 1,100 on this dress….give me another glass of chateau d’ wanker.”
Hope you enjoyed your marmite sandwich and apple as much as I did Nicola
The satisfying feeling that comes from redistributing wealth upwards
The only growth will be business debt and foreclosures
OH look at those peasants protesting about how fucken great I am ,who is that cunt sitting next to me .
Is that Simeon going for growth in the background? Loading up his plate.
Pollytickle good one – just when we are exhorted to be lean, mean and hungry. Where is the outcome to match the message encouraging plebs? We even have had a tv series. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2731624/ The Plebs.
Come on Chris says the lady in blue, let’s loll back and look at the stock exchange price board while the bottom feeders fill up behind! I’ve got a good feeling about today – this’ll sort out the moaners and detractors big time.
“ha ha drink up with the help of the media the silly fuckwit voters are bound to give us three more years”
Nicola has got one and Chris is one.