Political Caption Competition

11 Comments

1. “Will you sleep with me Chris?”
   Why not, everyone else has”

2. “ can you believe I spent 1,100 on this dress….give me another glass of chateau d’ wanker.”

3. Hope you enjoyed your marmite sandwich and apple as much as I did Nicola

4. The satisfying feeling that comes from redistributing wealth upwards

5. The only growth will be business debt and foreclosures

6. OH look at those peasants protesting about how fucken great I am ,who is that cunt sitting next to me .

7. Is that Simeon going for growth in the background? Loading up his plate.

   1. Pollytickle good one – just when we are exhorted to be lean, mean and hungry. Where is the outcome to match the message encouraging plebs? We even have had a tv series. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2731624/ The Plebs.

8. Come on Chris says the lady in blue, let’s loll back and look at the stock exchange price board while the bottom feeders fill up behind! I’ve got a good feeling about today – this’ll sort out the moaners and detractors big time.

9. “ha ha drink up with the help of the media the silly fuckwit voters are bound to give us three more years”

10. Nicola has got one and Chris is one.

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