Political Caption Competition
Q:What is a woman?
A: Someone who gets paid less than a man.
Brooke van Velden – Minister for Handmaidens
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Political Caption Competition
I don’t need to carry in KFC and pretend to care when it’s not a climate event
Siamese twins?
What is it with Tories and barnyard animals?
Orgasms
ACT (Absolute Cretinous Trash) has announced new edict that all women must report to Fräulein Velden to receive work orders for the upkeep of the shower blocks. Herr Seymour will oversee all comings and goings, remuneration will be in the form of food stamps.
Could be worse – it could just be stamps on body parts. Could be that’s the next ‘step’.
The Party of Responsible Economic Management penalises productive labour and rewards financial speculation in property.
The Party of Free Speech retrospectively overturns legislation without consultation and under urgency.
Spot on.
The Party of Freedom liberates women from wage-dependency.