Political Caption Competition
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while Privatising the Death Star to turn it against New Zealanders is totally on brand for ACT, I’m not sure saying the quiet part out loud is the flex they think it is

A Marxist, 2 NZ Herald columnists, a former Labour Leader and a Business Journalist all walk into a bar….

Yesterday I asked, Why would we trust TVNZ Journalism now we know Government is editor? Today I ask, Why would…

‘One in seven New Zealand children living in material hardship’ was the dramatic heading of a NZ Herald feature article…

PSNA has written to Justice Minister Paul Goldsmith today requesting proposed ‘move-on’ laws will specifically continue to allow free speech…

More than a game “Football is more than a game. It is a force for unity, peace and hope” Gianni…

SEMOUR: When I left you, I was but the learner. But after becoming NZ deputy WompRat at the end of this month, I will be the master…
LUXON: Only a master of evil Darth…But I sense there may still be some coalition good in you…
SEYMOUR: I’m sorry…but you don’t understand the power of the Atlas Network dark side. Be careful not to choke on your aspirations or a vile school lunch, my master!
LUXON: r..e..l..e..a..s..e m..e V..a..d..e..r argh…I’m being strangled by the f..o..r..c..e.
SEYMOUR: Your powers grow weak old man, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy nerf herder.
LUXON: That’s it, I’m returning to Alderan, to tear up your petty coalition agreement!
SEYMOUR: Oh, I’m afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when you arrive.
LUXON: I’ll have to consult my Beehive colleagues on that – you’ll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We’ve even encased Winston Solo in pure carbonite, preserving him forever…
ACT goes ‘out of this world’ with this one( and hopefully they stay there).
Hold the line Red. May the fourth be with you, always. We are our only hope.
ACT not understanding that the empire are the “bad” guys.