Political Caption Competition

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1. Police recruits smile uneasily as police retiree shows them how HE walked his beat.

2. Ramraider asked to empty his pockets

3. I can’t lower crime but I can lower my pants.

4. Wearing a blue suit makes me start lying

5. Proof that no Compass lunch ever goes to waste.

6. New “human wall” strategy to reduce retail crime being trialled – 1.3 million new police recruits will be needed.

7. Sunny Kaushal told me to stand like this

8. Mitch flirting … ‘ now I just pull my jacket back a bit, hands on hips… can you see my BUSSY now girls…hmmm ? ‘

9. You taze the left hand in, you taze the left hand out, you do the frothy pokey and you shake it all about.

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