Political Caption Competition
His resting face is ‘cunt’

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“You want the lies???? Youcan’t handle the lies”
Is that a set-up for a photo op indicating something nasty in the Kiwi woodshed? If not, I don’t follow every bit of scum that floats to the top of the unholy brew we call news, and this confirms my decision to keep it at a bargepole distance as a rule, or at a ruler’s length anyway.
SIR DAVID ATTENBOROUGH Now the right wing Pakeha male enters into debate with his angry face distorted in the traditional irrelevant old fart response to opposing views.
He opens proceedings with screaming insults and a spray of spittle. Long ago his ancestors rejected calm and rational debate using logic because they always lost such contests. They instead adopted shouting matches where noise compensated for lack of intelligence.
The correct response is to remain calm and wait for the old prick to suffer massive coronary failure.
He’s a fucking cunt that cunt isn’t he the cunt
Yes he is an intercoursing orifice intercourser the orifice
Sort of a provocative fucker like
Downward we go. Can you two bottom feeders stop reaching for the lowest. You can’t be still about 8 years old, talking like that then must have seemed very grown up. Faced with annihilation you will probably be comparing the size of your dicks. Have I won?
Off to Coventry then
Did a gig in Coventry once with a band called the Warblers fucking good
Not Grey at all then
raving lunatic