Political Caption Competition
Get in losers, we’re going to trash the economy!

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Hands on at the Department of Geriatric Excitement
If I put my fist here Donald, does it hurt?
Is that Seymour and Trump or who? I wish it was Batman and Robin, those youth heroes are characters that are usually involved in positively good adventures.
Elon do that Space X launch pad countdown thing again. T minus 20 seconds..
“Oh wow, E-long! I think I just came in my adult diapers!”
Launch the nukes
The lunatics really do control the asylum now
“oh your so handy Elon”