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Welcome to the National Party!
Grab some pleb and cause common assault?
No problems!
Just go climb Mt Everest and tell HR to go fuck themselves!
The National Party of New Zealand – Land of the Long White Privilege
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Never a truer word said!
Generation Y looks in to his Kiwi Saver account
Aspiring political climber, found frozen in the death zone with his head up his arse.
Bayley: Is Te Puke far enough?
Luxon: No
Bayley: Hawaii remote enough?
Luxon: No!
Bayley: Himalaya’s?
Luxon: Ok, but stay the hell away from India while I’m there recruiting another 50000 overseas students for low grade NZ scam course to visas.
Modi gonna love me. NZ employers and landlords too. More cheap labour and more insane rental demand coming! Growth, growth, growth!
Too close to the truth. Uncomfortable and us middles don’t like that.
No ski poles, just surfing capsules to save life and limb from upsurge of whatever caused from the continuance of polluting industry ways with cosmetic dabs at limits and change! Out of the sandbox kiddies, go home to mother and father or boarding school and get looked after or at!
Mar.9/25 https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/544259/ex-tropical-cyclone-alfred-gouges-millions-of-cubic-metres-of-sand-from-500km-of-coastline
Mar.11/25 https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/544411/how-ocean-giants-are-born-tracking-the-long-distance-impact-and-danger-of-extreme-swells
Being frozen out is happening to me at home so I may as well go off shore and have it happen naturally.
If one National Party Member of Parliament can go to the Himalayas why can’t all of them?
Going to Base Camp cos I’m a basic chap
No room under the 9th floor carpet for me so Ive been sent to the chiller
Look we in the national party go along with assult wether it be physical or sexual thats how we roll eh sam