Political Caption Competition
Handy Andy

Coalition MPs say weather tragedies are being ‘politicised’, Labour and Greens say questions can be asked Finance Minister Nicola Willis…

Wait, wait, wait. What? Canterbury hail and wet summer leave arable farmers struggling to harvest He said the cost of…

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Despite the health system being one of the major and most electorally sensitive issues of public (and voter) concern in…

It’s the morgue

In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land Sanction Israel Gaza‘s growing…
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Im a sorted loser
“ These hands were made for walking
And that’s just what they’ll do,
One of those days these hands
Are gonna walk away from you.”
“ Hands
Touching hands
Reaching out
Touching you
Whacking you.”
WAIT TIL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU !!
“ Can’t keep my hands off you…”
The best MP and minister in the National party his brilliance will be missed
If so, we might be in for a rockier road to come with the leavings. We may yet fall on our noses but I feel many would suffer this rather than suffer more of National.
“ It’s not like I pull waitresses’ pony tails, or make the family prance around in their pj’s at Xmas.”
‘ I was using sign language you losers ‘
‘He was looking kind of dumb with his finger and his thumb in the shape of an L on his forehead’
It’s just another National juggling act – showing how he can make beer flow upwards to spite gravity laws and others. And as an airhead, float physical things purely from febrile ideas like L for Leader etc. Magic is what rules us in NZ doncha know.