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Political Caption Competition
I don’t need to carry in KFC and pretend to care when it’s not a climate event
It’s just another National juggling act – showing how he can make beer flow upwards to spite gravity laws and others. And as an airhead, float physical things purely from febrile ideas like L for Leader etc. Magic is what rules us in NZ doncha know.
‘He was looking kind of dumb with his finger and his thumb in the shape of an L on his forehead’
‘ I was using sign language you losers ‘
“ It’s not like I pull waitresses’ pony tails, or make the family prance around in their pj’s at Xmas.”
The best MP and minister in the National party his brilliance will be missed
If so, we might be in for a rockier road to come with the leavings. We may yet fall on our noses but I feel many would suffer this rather than suffer more of National.
“ Can’t keep my hands off you…”
WAIT TIL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU !!
“ Hands
Touching hands
Reaching out
Touching you
Whacking you.”
“ These hands were made for walking
And that’s just what they’ll do,
One of those days these hands
Are gonna walk away from you.”
Im a sorted loser