Political Caption Competition
I don’t want to touch bottom feeders

Escalating conflict between the US and Iran raises fears of a Strait of Hormuz closure that could disrupt global oil supply and threaten New Zealand’s fuel security.

NZ First faces accusations of crony capitalism after appointing a donor with trucking industry links to KiwiRail, raising serious conflict-of-interest concerns.


Labour’s incremental approach to economic reform risks alienating voters as the cost of living crisis deepens and bolder alternatives emerge from the Greens and TOP.

The Iran war highlights New Zealand’s dangerous reliance on imported oil and the urgent need for electrification, EV adoption and renewable energy independence.

We warned you that the moment the Cops gained the power to arrest the homeless that the provision to move…
Ok Chris, it’s probably time to change outfits after visiting the UAE, that was a few weeks ago
Keeping safe while on a tour of the Compass kitchen.
Cosplay as a tampon
Mr Luxon Keeps His Clothes On.
Human condom.
Jesus didn’t say give food to bottom feeders, he said to feed his lambs and sheep and Amanda does afternoon teas at $112.00 each for hungry people.
They wouldn’t let me wear my pyjamas not even on my polished turd head
“ Rapunzel ! Rapunzel ! Let down your long golden hair.”
“ I would if I could, John Key, I would if I could.”
I will be the CEO of Gazza for trump
Oops, Labour Party hat.
Why the hair coverings when you ain’t got any hair, moron ?
Coddled parasite actually does a useful job for five minutes.