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The latest Post-Cabinet press conference revealed more than just policy messaging — it exposed the growing contrast between Christopher Luxon…

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Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
National are responsible for health workers leaving for Aussie in droves and underfunding GP practices so much so that the country is now short on GP’s
Let’s have a wet T-shirt competition. Throw water on white fabric to reveal a huge set of boobs. We’ll call one Shane and the other Simeon.
Oh come on all these short jokes, poor guy, that’s a low low low really low blow.
” Mummy, mummy aren’t I clever. I gave Hamilton 4 short sections of inner city road a speed increase to gain 12 seconds. Now the hazard sign can read ‘ Warning queue around corner arrives faster.’ ”
Thank goodness Nicola bought those $30 million math books.
The furry little cheese nibbler
Small but perfectly formed?
Thankyou TDB, for bringing this to my attention. My first actions will be to promote smaller size t shirts, not just SM, but extra small and extra extra small. Plus I will issue an edict to pharmac for maximum strength growth hormone to be made OTC. I love TDB, the working group is a particular favorite, keep it up guys.
And I’m going to increase the speed limits for porters in the hospital. That will increase productivity.