Political Caption Competition

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1. And I’m going to increase the speed limits for porters in the hospital. That will increase productivity.

2. Thankyou TDB, for bringing this to my attention. My first actions will be to promote smaller size t shirts, not just SM, but extra small and extra extra small. Plus I will issue an edict to pharmac for maximum strength growth hormone to be made OTC. I love TDB, the working group is a particular favorite, keep it up guys.

3. Small but perfectly formed?

4. The furry little cheese nibbler

5. ” Mummy, mummy aren’t I clever. I gave Hamilton 4 short sections of inner city road a speed increase to gain 12 seconds. Now the hazard sign can read ‘ Warning queue around corner arrives faster.’ ”
   Thank goodness Nicola bought those $30 million math books.

6. Oh come on all these short jokes, poor guy, that’s a low low low really low blow.

7. Let’s have a wet T-shirt competition. Throw water on white fabric to reveal a huge set of boobs. We’ll call one Shane and the other Simeon.

8. National are responsible for health workers leaving for Aussie in droves and underfunding GP practices so much so that the country is now short on GP’s

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