Political Caption Competition
The Mini me of NZ Politics

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Chris Hipkins outlines Labour’s conditions for supporting the India Free Trade Agreement, including migrant worker protections and transparency demands.

NZ First wants ministers to regain Fast Track powers as a $1B LNG terminal is rushed through. Is this energy policy — or corporate welfare?
National are responsible for health workers leaving for Aussie in droves and underfunding GP practices so much so that the country is now short on GP’s
Let’s have a wet T-shirt competition. Throw water on white fabric to reveal a huge set of boobs. We’ll call one Shane and the other Simeon.
Oh come on all these short jokes, poor guy, that’s a low low low really low blow.
” Mummy, mummy aren’t I clever. I gave Hamilton 4 short sections of inner city road a speed increase to gain 12 seconds. Now the hazard sign can read ‘ Warning queue around corner arrives faster.’ ”
Thank goodness Nicola bought those $30 million math books.
The furry little cheese nibbler
Small but perfectly formed?
Thankyou TDB, for bringing this to my attention. My first actions will be to promote smaller size t shirts, not just SM, but extra small and extra extra small. Plus I will issue an edict to pharmac for maximum strength growth hormone to be made OTC. I love TDB, the working group is a particular favorite, keep it up guys.
And I’m going to increase the speed limits for porters in the hospital. That will increase productivity.