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pdm “… an embarrassment to New Zealand and all New Zealanders.” Agree. He’s just a horrible man, not particularly nice, and sometimes silly, regardless of any policies. There’s other equally obnoxious people in Parliament, but he’s the PM. His “ bottom-feeder “ comment was disgraceful.
“ There will come a day when
youth will pass away
What will they say about me?
When the end comes, I know
It was just a gigolo
Life goes on without me.”
He got those fingers from Homer.Simpson. He didn’t need them as he is metamorphosing into many different bodies as he runs through all his past personas in a remake exercise. Luxon is to receive his cast-offs in lieu of going through the same agonising process himself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dqJs8bpbt8
My minstrel hands – I’ve got rhythm
Man with four fingers approves the drop in NCEA 1 pass after changing the curriculum.
Just a stupid little cunt
Derek. Hyperbole. Chris is a crow. Nothing more, and well before that ludicrous shiny black car ride a few paces up Bowen Street.
Crow! nah more like a seagull just a rat with wings
Bobbed up in class too much ‘I know teacher I know, pick me.’ Successful people are so busy absorbing the times table and getting the ‘right’ answer there is no time to learn the factors that affect human living. Some never get past the 1st.
Hey Grey. the guy’s a soap salesman. Not even a used car salesman. Should have used that soap in his own mouth- John did strange things with soap too.
I’m with you Pip. I know about it too. When I was at kindergarten I said something – don’t know what – and had the process dealt to me. Might have made a difference not sure, but I learned I didn’t like too prim and judgmental. But today’s pollies join the damned as soon as they take up the jackets of superior fashion and strut. I think they need chastening.
And further, aren’t they worse than Mervyn Thompson* who got tied to a tree in a park for his supposed misdeed? Reading about him lately, I think he was not different from the many circumventing the circumscribed rules prevalent at the time. People get confused – probably got mixed up with circumcised.
A touch of soap and perhaps some mouthwash and these political upstarts would come off lightly. Trade Aid perhaps, their soap range is wide; coconut, kelp, floral variety. Neoliberalism of course, insists on choice!
*https://thespinoff.co.nz/books/12-09-2016/the-mervyn-thompson-affair-revisiting-the-strange-case-of-a-teacher-chained-by-vigilantes-to-a-tree-in-western-springs
“ Look, John, look. Chris is stopping the traffic ! “
Well versed in the Mountains of Mourne.
When Luxon isn’t up AirNZ he’s down holding up Kiwis for their money or their life!
…Well he’s over here [in Wellywood] with the
Rest of the force
I saw him one day as he stood on the Strand
Stopped all the traffic with a
Wave of his hand
And as we were talking of days that are gone
The whole town of Wellington stood
There to look on
But for all his great powers
He’s wishful like me
To be back where the dark Mourne
Sweeps down to the sea.
If he’s ready to go, we will sweep him off.
Key’s favourite toy.
The Fool on the Hill
Real men ride horses.
All families have one, and this is New Zealand’s.
The Blockhead of Bowen Street.