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Luxon chicken at Waitangi

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He’s a pathetic pussy of a prime minister.
But he will still get his fucking knighthood. Just watch.
Does everyone round Luxon lose their hair eventually? Keeps the brain cool, real cool man – semi-frozen even.
I suppose turkeys can still be chicken.
They’re all Yellow.
But I’ll take a one day trip to the UAE for a photo op.
Who cares ? He don’t. He don’t care about one damned thing. He’s sorted.
But Amanda says he’s got rhythm too.
” ….I’m chipper all the day, happy with my lot
How do I get that way
Look at what I’ve got
I got rhythm and I got music, I got my man
Who could ask for anything more?
I’ve got daises in my very green pastures
I got my man
Who could ask for anything more?…”
Songwriters: George Gershwin / Ira Gershwin
That’s a daisy!