Political Caption Competition
Recipe for disaster

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…it came as no suprise for many that by late 2025 smoked Tory proved such a popular alternative to Xmas Turkey.
Added chef-oriented names for methods of turning a scone to stone;There is also half-baked and under-cooked. and over-cooked (basket-case). (Thanks reddit) Cheese on top is usually a good garnish but should not be confused with looking cheesy!
Two of these three things are useful to people on low incomes.
Xmas day lunch for bottom feeders.
Take a bundle of gravel from your local pothole.
With your $2 pw increase buy and add a stock cube.
Boil for one hour.
Serve with a side of Luxie Word Salad.
Dine while admiring his family photo in Christmas PJs.
Hope for 3 Wise Men to arrive.
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Oh Toole!
For pudding you can have Willis’ newly named dish. ” Fiscal Consolidation “