Political Caption Competition
The HunchJerk of Notre Dame

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
There is a slightly confused expression on the Orange Emperor’s face. What Macron should do at this moment is kiss him(with garlic, onion and escargot breath), and whisper ” do I kiss better than Vlad?’
Haw haw you held my primary wankhand.
What a beauty I am. I inspire and encourage the best humourous quips. I am the greatest etc.
I… must… dominate. I.. must.. be… seen… on.. top.. of… the.. handshake..
Phew.. that was hard work, I need a nap now.
“sacré bleu! such a grip! oui oui Donald you can be the bell puller of Notre Dame”
I went to do my sieg heil, but this is as high as I can raise my arm.