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Jesus according to Chris Luxon

1-on-1 in 10 Interview – Salvation Army State of the Nation Report Salvation Army Social Policy & Parliamentary Unit Director…

From a National–NZF–ACT coalition to a Labour–Green–Māori alliance, here are four realistic scenarios that could shape Election 2026.

Winston Peters proposes a referendum to abolish the Māori electorates, reopening Treaty tensions and testing Luxon’s coalition stability.

Floods in Waikato and Wellington expose the gap between climate science and Government policy, as Civil Defence funding is cut during escalating disasters.

It is painful. It is infuriating. And it forces victims and the nation to endure trauma once again. But…

I don’t need to carry in KFC and pretend to care when it’s not a climate event
Jesus will protect all those corrupt CEOs with branded ballistic and stab-proof vests.
And then Jesus said “behold as the earth warmth, thou shalt plant highly combustible pine trees”
And then Jesus said “ blessed are the cyclists for they shall inherit right of way in all of thine cities”
The Jesus said “what is a woman”
Then Jesus said “ give unto thy children the puberty blockers”
Then Jesus said “love thy neighbor but not if hes straight, male or white”
Then Jesus said “treat everyone as equal, unless they are a member of an arbitrarily determined identity group by birth in which thou shall bow down”
That brutal but a good lesson.