Political Caption Competition

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1. That brutal but a good lesson.

2. The Jesus said “what is a woman”
   Then Jesus said “ give unto thy children the puberty blockers”
   Then Jesus said “love thy neighbor but not if hes straight, male or white”
   Then Jesus said “treat everyone as equal, unless they are a member of an arbitrarily determined identity group by birth in which thou shall bow down”

3. And then Jesus said “behold as the earth warmth, thou shalt plant highly combustible pine trees”
   And then Jesus said “ blessed are the cyclists for they shall inherit right of way in all of thine cities”

4. Jesus will protect all those corrupt CEOs with branded ballistic and stab-proof vests.

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