Political Caption Competition
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy
But here’s my number, so call me maybe
It’s hard to look right at you, baby
But here’s my number, so call me maybe
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy
But here’s my number, so call me maybe
And all the other boys try to chase me
But here’s my number, so call me maybe







No no I’m not on a Huawei. ( Is that right David and Winston?)
“yes Nicola’s here but she can’t speak right now”
Notice how I hold my mobile with two fingers towards you.
I see nothing, hear nothing, know nothing.
Who holds their phone like that? What’s his right hand doing?
What I’m saying to you is that I agree with everything you say and will roll onto my back if you mention me close to our next election.
Yeah. I’m launching a charm offensive.
Even holding a cellphone seemed like a challenge for PM Luxon.
Hey Don how can I get rid of these pesky abuse victims and a reporter who asks me questions ?
“ I just called to say I love me,
I love me from the bottom on my head.”
Wanna see me in my pyjamas? Christmas all year round in pyjamas did ya know ?