Political Caption Competition
Some of these people get unending derogatory criticism and some of these people don’t.
What do those who don’t have in common?
Some of these people get unending derogatory criticism and some of these people don’t.
What do those who don’t have in common?

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Two had external party investigations, two had internal National party investigations and were cleared.
National are Squeaky Clean
National are sneaky clean; Labour are ….redacted, but do squeak.
Which one is the chip off the old blockhead?
Survival calls for no less than the erasure of one’s humanity
Motto: always cause distress, never suffer it
Bed legs are for beginners
A bit of judiciously applied sadism will take you a long way, son.
Cruelty is cool: vulnerability is vile
Two have law degrees and two do not.
White privilege. Self entitled
Two have convictions, two don’t.
The two with penises are less unscathed, but don’t tell the gender bender Dept of Education that.
They didn’t break the law as an MP?
“hey, it’s still early, lets go out clubbing…” …“I’m thinker than you drunk I am…”
which ones were more likely to have said that?
Feisty brown women cop it.