Political Caption Competition


Chris Hipkins outlines Labour’s conditions for supporting the India Free Trade Agreement, including migrant worker protections and transparency demands.

NZ First wants ministers to regain Fast Track powers as a $1B LNG terminal is rushed through. Is this energy policy — or corporate welfare?

Wellington’s sewage crisis reignites debate over scrapping Three Waters. Was ditching water reform ideological sabotage with real-world consequences?

David Seymour channels Musk and Milei with public sector cuts. Is ACT’s small government agenda fit for New Zealand’s challenges?

Waatea’s election poll shows NZ First surging and Te Pāti Māori far from dead. What does this Māori voter engagement signal for 2026?

Does the Epstein scandal implicate Zionism or Israel? A critical look at elite power, antisemitism, and collective blame in global politics.
Dark Matter discovered in Dunedin Hospital…
Dr Coleman’s patented blood mixture. Available at any carnival near you…
This runs rings around Uranus…
“We wanted these colours on the new flag but that didn’t work out…”
“I said let them eat cake. Not let them eat cak.”
“It’s a win-win! It helps deal with waste from dairy farming and at a pinch can even be used as a building material…”
The new hospital appetiser.
Stool pigeon…
That better be the pudding.
When life gives you lemons you make lemonade, and when you have a shit government no gravy is thick enough to cover up the taste of shit.
Maybe we live in a Shitocracy now.
A solution to the pollution of waterways on land converted to the intensive farming of dairy cows. The perfectly good fibrous material will ensure regularity of patients, thus saving on laxatives. A Ministerial special.
Shit and potatoes.
@ TOWANDA! – 🙂
Looking at the swill, it does look like something that has passed through the anus! Either that or, it’s vomit with a mashed potato thrown in for effect!
Southland DHB introduce food recycling program
Question from The Daily Blog: Mr Woodhouse is this picture before digesting Dunedin Hospital food, or after?
Question from The MSM Mr Woodhouse wasn’t the Dunedin Hospital food just delicious?