Political Caption Competition
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE: One is a Bitch and the other is the Mayor of Wellington
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE: One is a Bitch and the other is the Mayor of Wellington

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Hard question. And if we give the right answer what accolades do we get? I reject your question. These are two people who are secretly in love and it probably clouds their judgment and they don’t perform appropriately while their minds are occupied elsewhere. As good an answer as any I would say!
She was hoping she might swallow Him not long after 08:30 yesterday. It didn’t quite work out that way. Sad she’s not going to get another chance. Simeon’s 3 screeching vixens have His back whilst WCC administrators are circling the wagons (i.e. those pretending to be politically left that haven’t up sticks and moved to Kapiti).
Shit and leaks continue to roll down the streets.
Oh Tory, your voluptuous curves and blonde locks are mesmerizing me, but your LTP is creaky.
Oh Simeon, your stick insecty scrawny body is repellant, but my longer term plan is decent.