Political Caption Competition

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1. $3 billion scrap it

2. DUH I cant count past three .

3. Movie available from selected video stores and released on VHS so no wasteful spending was incurred in the making of this blockbuster flop.

4. Theme song: Bewitched – bothered – and bewildered. This is the song for Nat’s Chris Bishop – what’s he lusting after? Do you know? Just not to be a pasty-faced hanger-on might be all.
   Is he a farm boy who escaped the unceasing, uncompromising farm schedule? (Perhaps another song – ‘How ya gonna keep ’em down on the farm – after they’ve seen Paree’? thing.)
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na8uRe4b3ag

5. You should see the other titles released by the CoC’s.

   “A Politician’s Practical Guide to Covert Racism”

   “Outwitting Squirrels: Cunning Strategems That Distract Dimwits.” 

   ” Back On Track: A Compendium of Phrases to Lie Your Way to the Top . ”

   ” How Green Were NACTZIS ?:  2030 Revised History of How We F# Over People. ”

   “The Night We Buried Our Last Give a Fuck Mystery ”

   ” What Will Come Outta My Ass ? – A Guide to Hiding Sponsors.”

   Real book recommended instead –

   ” Spin Dictators
   The Changing Face of Tyranny in the 21st Century” – Sergei Guriev

   1. National Blue XXX a tale of The Bishop and the Three Way Cock Up- starring Nicola & The Fairy’s

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