Political Caption Competition
Summer Blockbuster

A Marxist, An Economist, a Māori Media Boss, A Recreational Fishing Legend, a Labour Party Candidate and a Newspaper…

NZ First are in real danger now. To date, they have trawled the sub 5% threshold with conpiracy theories and…

Week 5 of the dumbest most stupid geopolitical blunder since Vietnam, and Trump is telling us that he’s talking to…

Wait? WHAT! Fears transport service procurers may hit back as costs rise. There are fears procurers of transport services…

Trump says ‘Cuba is next’ in speech touting US military successes. Reuters – Advertisement – I told you…

Funeral held for three journalists killed by Israeli strike in Lebanon Lebanese government calls the killings a ‘blatant war crime’…
You should see the other titles released by the CoC’s.
“A Politician’s Practical Guide to Covert Racism”
“Outwitting Squirrels: Cunning Strategems That Distract Dimwits.”
” Back On Track: A Compendium of Phrases to Lie Your Way to the Top . ”
” How Green Were NACTZIS ?: 2030 Revised History of How We F# Over People. ”
“The Night We Buried Our Last Give a Fuck Mystery ”
” What Will Come Outta My Ass ? – A Guide to Hiding Sponsors.”
Real book recommended instead –
” Spin Dictators
The Changing Face of Tyranny in the 21st Century” – Sergei Guriev
National Blue XXX a tale of The Bishop and the Three Way Cock Up- starring Nicola & The Fairy’s
Theme song: Bewitched – bothered – and bewildered. This is the song for Nat’s Chris Bishop – what’s he lusting after? Do you know? Just not to be a pasty-faced hanger-on might be all.
Is he a farm boy who escaped the unceasing, uncompromising farm schedule? (Perhaps another song – ‘How ya gonna keep ’em down on the farm – after they’ve seen Paree’? thing.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na8uRe4b3ag
Movie available from selected video stores and released on VHS so no wasteful spending was incurred in the making of this blockbuster flop.
DUH I cant count past three .
$3 billion scrap it