Political Caption Competition

10 Comments

1. There was a Yarpie named Lester
   Who allowed public health to fester
   Three days a week
   He made things look bleak
   Taking the piss like an over paid jester.

   1. He makes me feel sick
      I would improve quick
      If Lester applied old-style blood-letting to gov’nment.

2. ‘Yes, we are issuing pamphlets that tell people on waiting lists how they can have surgery at home. Family, friends neighbours, – community healthcare you know.’

   1. Filipino immigrants to NZ/AO in the psychic surgery discipline are due to rise in numbers soon. Psychic surgery is a pseudoscientific medical fraud in which practitioners create the illusion of performing surgery with their bare hands and use sleight of hand, fake blood, and animal parts to convince the patient that diseased lesions have been removed and that the incision has spontaneously healed.
      Psychic surgery – Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org › wiki › Psychic_surgery

3. Jeez did you drop your guts Shane!

4. Now listen to me good Shane baby cheeks, cos I’m about to make you an offer you can’t refuse … got it?

   1. Monsieur Corleone?

5. I think I saw someone who works in the ‘back office’.

6. Levy rejects accusations of being disdainful towards staff

7. You expect me to unthinkingly apply the same discredited, brain-dead formula I’ve been using since the 1980’s for just $300k pa?!!

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