Political Caption Competition

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1. Martyn why has Trump taken a photo with Nationals cabinet?

   1. Left to right… Simeon ” monkey” Brown, Chris ” Shrek” Luxon, Nicola “zombie ” Willis and Christopher ” Frankenstein ” Bishop.

2. Help – they used to come to me only in nightmares but now every time I turn around they slip me jungle juice and push me forward. I remember in a play ‘A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse’. I learned to ride on our ranch and now I’d leap up and gallop away.

3. Five Characters in Search of an Author

4. Five fictional beings

5. POTUS 45 is a showbiz creation

6. Five products of a degenerate culture

7. Absurd fantasies supplant reality

8. It’s all about the box office takings

9. I’ve told my 9 year old niece that these are the guys who play all the instruments for Oasis

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