Political Caption Competition
Can’t we just get AI to write this?
Ryan is 3 months away from being the face of a Mortgage App
Can’t we just get AI to write this?
Ryan is 3 months away from being the face of a Mortgage App

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
It’s ‘chrono-working app’ that has the secret message. It is how all the smart-fucks are going to go. Work hardly at all, and most of the time from home and the app will be producing AI- formed reasonable, well-spelt or spoken material. Get back the tradies into the New World Order (not new Labour) and hold onto people who do things, do things well, and run their lives interacting with people who appreciate their qualities, pay them for their real good results, and enjoy their company. No tradies beltway thank you.
“Inside the Beltway” is an American idiom used to characterize matters that are, or seem to be, important primarily to officials of the U.S. federal government, to its contractors and lobbyists, and to the media personnel who cover them – as opposed to the interests and priorities of the general U.S. public.
Inside the Beltway – Wikipedia
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Next I’m going to shill crypto, bro…