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Political Caption Competition
I don’t need to carry in KFC and pretend to care when it’s not a climate event
This is the face that represents NZ on the world stage, we are totally fucked.
Discuss: is right-wing cruelty revenge for being ugly.
Any wider and my brain will fall out
“ You really wanna see me in my pyjamas again…?”
Yeah not Winnies first rodeo riding a mare
Not since John Key mincing the catwalk has NZ been so embarrassed. Jacinda, please come back and make NZ great again!
But it was fucking Winnie pretending to be David
And then David said ‘open wide’
Yes this is what I look like when I orgasm.’
‘It happens every time we evict a state tenant or cancel someone’s benefit.’
Excellent reply Dick. Keep them coming
LUXON: Why am I looking so surprised? Well Shane Jones called a prominent judge a communist, which greatly surprised me! But then he said it was a description rather than an insult, which surprised me as well! Then I repeated Shane’s explanation in Parliament and no one believed me, which was kind of surprising! Then Judith told Shane off, and in doing so showed how weak my response was, which was no surprise! Then Winston said he completely agreed with Judith, before I even had time to change my mind and also agree with Judith, which surprised me yet again! So to clarify my position, I’m agreeing with everyone, and kissing all bottoms simultaneously, even wrinkly Winston’s, and truth be told Judith’s posterior is no walk in the park!
Priceless DH – print it off and frame it and also keep copies that people can send subscriptions for, and then use that money as seed money for a new, good Party and when that gets going we can all have a good party, and surprise ourselves with how good we are. All good. Like it!?
Awwww, getchoo gurl!