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Sorry that was a wet one had Peking Duck for lunch
What are the Asian guys hearing on their devices sitting deep in their ears? Still wouldn’were learning it at college. But anyone of worth speaks English anyway. /sarc
David Brent – he’s my hero…
Like a school boy caught out, ” I haven’t a feckin clue what they’re talking about. ”
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/pacific-islands-forum-united-nations-head-says-nz-govts-oil-and-gas-licences-signing-away-our-future/HIJ6X5VJQRESXJCO747E2ET4SU/
Just drew a Venn diagram for intelligence and beauty. Made me smile.
So happy that I feel rock solid on numbers and economics and stuff, just like Nicola
Sophisticated Asian elites embarrassed by provincial bumpkin
Smugness comes from imagining you are the smartest guy in the room
” oh gosh look at this.. i always win when i play noughts and crosses with myself “
Signing another treaty I’m going to break
For the PI’s this week I have pledged ..
“efforts to limit global warming to 1.5C and climate resilience and adaptation work..”
( But back home I’ve just announced the expansion of coal mining and its use for electricity. )
The guy on my right was doing dumb stuff, so happy that I told him to stop. Like and subscribe please.
The guy on the right was stunned Cwis was doodling on UN papers.
Super excited and proud of myself today – spent all morning memorizing the Japanese word for “delivery” and stunned my hosts with my brilliance
“Bringing a relentless focus on” inanity
“I own 7 houses”
LUXON: I’m wearing a knowing smile and slightly guilty look of bemusement, because I just let one go.
I camoflagued the sound by dragging my chair leg, and I’ve got a jar of extra strong pickles at the ready to mask any scent. Hehe saved again by my years of boardroom experience, at lying and covering up.
DELEGATE: Why don’t you just wear businessmens underwear, you moron?
LUXON: I’m not authorised to answer that question right now, since I havn’t left TePuke.
I am the esteemed NZ PM aka Luxury Luxon…“knobhead” to my new friends…