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Worst dinner party ever.

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Not a woman in sight in the den of rogues and houselifters. But perhaps Luxon is getting his instructions from little wifie at home, the PBTT (power behind the throne), or David S who is in a similar position.
There would be a meal collectively in their heads for Hannibal Lecter.
With apologies to George Harrison…
In their styes with all their backing
They don’t care what goes on around
In their eyes there’s something lacking
What they need’s a damn good whacking
The tucker fuckers!
Is the Prime Monster digging out earwax during a meal? Or is he blocking out the faint voice saying ‘easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven’?