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National Party Math and National Party Literacy

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
A bouquet for presenting the prossaic (sic prussic) of today rather than the sublime mindset of the holy gospel.
The answer for how to give medical care is in the Bible. Poor Dr Reti so upright and just, not knowing that the National Party don’t actually believe in God and goodness.
The story is told in Luke 10:29–37: A man going from Jerusalem to Jericho is attacked by robbers who strip him and beat him. A priest and a Levite pass by without helping him. But a Samaritan stops and cares for him, taking him to an inn where the Samaritan pays for his care. Understanding the Good Samaritan Parable
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The Samaritan saw the injured Jewish man lying in the road. Unlike the priest and the Levite, he stopped and took pity on the man. He bent down and bandaged the man’s wounds, pouring on oil and wine. He helped the man climb up onto the back of his own donkey and then took him to an inn, walking alongside the donkey. Story of the Good Samaritan | Twinkl Teaching Wiki https://www.twinkl.com.au › teaching-wiki › story-of-the…
This requires imagination, ambulance for the donkey etc., but dummkopf rapacious National Party stickers have never seen, felt the word percipience.
That bible needs an update, today it is the Palestinian getting stomped on the road by the Jewish person, and the good Samaritan going to their aid gets blown to bits by drone cannon (self defence)
I was elected to support my donors, not you and your beliefs in a universal healthcare system.