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TUESDAY 2nd JUNE 2026 FACT OF THE DAY: Kangaroos have three vaginas. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: “Returning hate for…

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SUNDAY 31st MAY 2026 FACT OF THE DAY: Antarctica became a continent around 34 million years ago, after losing its…

Never a truer word said!
It’s an optical illusion, in the real world there is no difference, both are blank.
Christmas came early for NZ this year!
In tne immortal words of Tommy Cooper ‘ zzz just like that ! ‘.
Nek Minit…
The guy on the right sounds more trustworthy
bare barren blank deserted desolate devoid dry hollow unfilled uninhabited unoccupied vacant abandoned clear. And on the right…
When I told my masters that one day I wanted to be a knight this wasn’t what I meant.
I’m a magician see how I can disappear?
Now I will be always around though you want see me at all, as I pull Joyce, English and others strings see?