Political Caption Competition
Why are we resuscitating them? What if we want bottom feeders to die?
Why are we resuscitating them? What if we want bottom feeders to die?

1-on-1 in 10 Interview – Salvation Army State of the Nation Report Salvation Army Social Policy & Parliamentary Unit Director…

From a National–NZF–ACT coalition to a Labour–Green–Māori alliance, here are four realistic scenarios that could shape Election 2026.

Winston Peters proposes a referendum to abolish the Māori electorates, reopening Treaty tensions and testing Luxon’s coalition stability.

Floods in Waikato and Wellington expose the gap between climate science and Government policy, as Civil Defence funding is cut during escalating disasters.

It is painful. It is infuriating. And it forces victims and the nation to endure trauma once again. But…

I don’t need to carry in KFC and pretend to care when it’s not a climate event
“When I was Head of Air New Zealand we would have killed for passengers shaped like this.”
What is the cost/benefit ratio for saving this person?
Luxie so excited to meet someone who finally gets him.
It’s too late for them, they are dummies don’cha know, find some real people and lay your healing hands on them for God’s sake.
Does it matter that I’m empty headed and full of hot air for giving mouth to mouth?
“So, if this was Winston, I would be better to keep my hands up here?”
Is he a taxpayer or a beneficiary?
Didn’t matter. The poor bastard died waiting for the word salad to finish..
Luxie – “You still have to chunk it down and actually execute components on it….We are looking ahead to actually deliver a set of deliverables that will help our vision of New Zealand to take root and come to pass…. The coalition government will make decisions that are results-driven. Interventions that aren’t delivering results will be stopped…. ”
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…
Dummy uses Christian hands to heal.