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The Prime Minister of New Zealand with two American’s confused why this little Hobbit wants a photo with them
The Prime Minister of New Zealand with two American’s confused why this little Hobbit wants a photo with them

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Luxon loves photo ops as he no longer has intellectual capacity to speak to media.
God my arse hurts
Don’t share your rectal pains with us go to your doktor.
Neighbours had a dog like him called, “Spot.” Hid under beds.
“I’m a little tea pot short and stout..”
“… and you can surely guess where all my steam comes out.”
That’s why he standing so funny.
The other two are pretending not to hear it.
Business as usual for them really, being so used to hot air and all that goes with it.
As devoid of social skills as Sir John and Sir Bill and just as slimey as both.
Family photo I think, Mum, Dad and the Kid. You can tell the parents apart; Mum wearing pink and Dad blue – the latest signifying emblem in these trans times. They seem to feel they have to cover their vitals, but The Kid stands impissant (sic), holds clenched fists at his side. Something strange about this image.
Flip-flop boy rides again.
“ There’s a man hath
More hair than wit”.
W Shakes. Colonialist imperialist pronoun.
The body language of the yanks shows they knows about National’s wannabes.
Yep….the think bubbles coming out of the American’s heads are reading ….”and they got rid of Jacinda for this shmuck.. WTF !!”
Here’s hoping he kept his clothes on this time.