Political Caption Competition
C Lister introduces D Lister
There are 3 ways that this Government have screwed the scrum this election and because the election looks so close,…

Talley’s appeals decision in defamation case with TVNZ, parties to return to court Food manufacturing company Talley’s is appealing the…

Winston’s attack on Māori Political aspiration is as dangerous as Seymour’s Treaty Principles Referendum and it is another political headache…

Bringing the best music + live entertainment to Aus + NZ since ’79 This month in music In February 1984,…

The Health Practitioners Competence Assurance Act 2003 (HPCA) is legislation that Aotearoa New Zealand’s health system can’t function safely without….

According to National Party MP Nancy Lu, this is the greatest moment of kindness ever recorded in the Southern Hemisphere
Chris Luxon hurriedly explains that his foreign minister insisted he check that the women’s bathroom was safe
“let’s be clear, this is the man solely responsible for fucking your health system”
The coldest cranium in the Beehive hates Goldilocks girl.
Luxon has a bad hair day. Again.
did he just call me OfChris?
When I heard he was, how do you say… a kiwi bloke, I was hoping.. more Dan Carter, less Humpty Dumpty.
His missus will provide afternoon tea for $115.00.
He keeps wanting to sing “ White Christmas.”
We managed to get him out of his PJ’s and into a suit…
This guy is the Prime Minister of New Zealand……..I know, I know, who would believe it!!!
He says he’s a landlord and entitled.
I found him in the bathroom talking to himself and taking selfies.
He said don’t worry I’m just polishing a turd
Murmuring, “ I never loved anyone as much as I love myself.”
The mirror crack’d from side to side,
‘ The curse is come upon me’ cried
The twit who thought he was hot.
” I don’t know how he got past security but guilt is written all over his face”
The evolution of the ape.