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Alt-Right Toxic Culture War Canadian Billionaire Jim Grenon funded a racist defamation campaign… How billionaire Jim Grenon became involved in…

Police minister says drug enforcement is working, despite cocaine use up 98% “If enforcement is working, why are more drugs…

Dear Kiwis Why are you such gullible authority worshipping goons for the bloody Police? Bill to give police new powers…
Concerns mount over axing of national te reo Māori radio news service The decision to cut the national te reo…

“A group of 66 countries, including New Zealand, has made a total mockery of claims to the high ground as…

The Iran War is a littoral war, with many similarities to potential Pacific conflicts. It demonstrates how easily maritime chokepoints…
Chris Luxon hurriedly explains that his foreign minister insisted he check that the women’s bathroom was safe
“let’s be clear, this is the man solely responsible for fucking your health system”
The coldest cranium in the Beehive hates Goldilocks girl.
Luxon has a bad hair day. Again.
did he just call me OfChris?
When I heard he was, how do you say… a kiwi bloke, I was hoping.. more Dan Carter, less Humpty Dumpty.
His missus will provide afternoon tea for $115.00.
He keeps wanting to sing “ White Christmas.”
We managed to get him out of his PJ’s and into a suit…
This guy is the Prime Minister of New Zealand……..I know, I know, who would believe it!!!
He says he’s a landlord and entitled.
I found him in the bathroom talking to himself and taking selfies.
He said don’t worry I’m just polishing a turd
Murmuring, “ I never loved anyone as much as I love myself.”
The mirror crack’d from side to side,
‘ The curse is come upon me’ cried
The twit who thought he was hot.
” I don’t know how he got past security but guilt is written all over his face”
The evolution of the ape.