Political Caption Competition

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1. The evolution of the ape.

2. ” I don’t know how he got past security but guilt is written all over his face”

3. I found him in the bathroom talking to himself and taking selfies.

   1. He said don’t worry I’m just polishing a turd

   2. Murmuring, “ I never loved anyone as much as I love myself.”

   3. The mirror crack’d from side to side,
      ‘ The curse is come upon me’ cried
      The twit who thought he was hot.

4. He says he’s a landlord and entitled.

5. This guy is the Prime Minister of New Zealand……..I know, I know, who would believe it!!!

6. We managed to get him out of his PJ’s and into a suit…

7. He keeps wanting to sing “ White Christmas.”

8. His missus will provide afternoon tea for $115.00.

9. When I heard he was, how do you say… a kiwi bloke, I was hoping.. more Dan Carter, less Humpty Dumpty.

10. did he just call me OfChris?

11. Luxon has a bad hair day. Again.

12. The coldest cranium in the Beehive hates Goldilocks girl.

13. “let’s be clear, this is the man solely responsible for fucking your health system”

14. Chris Luxon hurriedly explains that his foreign minister insisted he check that the women’s bathroom was safe

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