Political Caption Competition
CL: “Hello I’m from NuZilind”
JB: “I love what you are doing with your hair now Jacinda”.
CL: “…”
CL: “Hello I’m from NuZilind”
JB: “I love what you are doing with your hair now Jacinda”.
CL: “…”

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During the Vietnam War, an American Major defended the bombing of a village by stating… …fast forward to the present…

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Sleepy Joe meets Sleepy Chris.
Luxon trying desperately to imitate his mentor Key.
JK: I played golf with Obama…
JK: I held kiwis with Merkel…
JK: I had tea with the Queen..
JK: I had a bromance with Turnbull..
JK: I still get xmas cards from Xi..
Luxon to Biden: “Joe you’re no Obama, but do you still play golf?”
Luxon: If only I could forget all my gaffes.
Once remnants of the 70’s youth culture get into politics they want their manufactured heaven to go on to infinity without let or hindrance.
Quote from the Web: The possibility of a man’s earning his own living in his own way, without let or hindrance, is the essential condition of there being any freedom of discussion, any freedom to oppose. — Foreign Affairs, 18 Dec. 2011https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ ‘We two pals agree I’m sure’ says CL to JB with sycophantic smile.
Back off buddy , sorry but I’m not that into you – The snake tongue bit you did the other day in the Mitchell interview is a bit rank !
Luxon. “ Wanna come to Mandy ‘s $115.00 afternoon tea?”
Biden. “ I have to go to bed early.”
Luxon. “ Wanna see me in my pyjamas ? “
Biden “ But I go to bed early.”
Ahahahaha.
CL. Wanna see my tongue?
Biden: “I’m a big fan of your Die Hard movies, Bruce.”