Political Caption Competition
I just don’t believe a word of what he says here

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I woke up and turned Green
The sooner MB uses AI to measure a qualifying cap on ” IQ ” for public exposure the shorter Bishop’s et als life span too… Mr. Christie
I go to be every night with stiff problem wakey in morning solution in hand
Deep-brain psychology – is there some sort of creepy auto-reader feeding thoughts in sleep into ‘the grey matter’? Might they do this for ‘top’ students at boarding schools or available for at-home indoctrination – call it internet/tv possibly? There could be money in this – some sharp investor could take further!
Luxon already has that’s why he has a bald head and hairy palms
Hairy palms is the first sign of madness.
Greywarbler. Nah. This is just Bishop’s laborious way of telling people that he has no problem sleeping at night. He should.
Or he may not wake up every day. He may just dream that he wakes up.
Remember he’s a character who often speaks with one hand in his pocket. In the Celtic tradition, this is disrespectful towards the persons to whom he is speaking. That hand may be signalling what his deep-brain ( chortle chortle) really thinks.
He went to no ‘top’ school either. Bishop went to Naenae College in Lower Hutt, not exactly the most noteworthy establishment even before the the education system skidded downhill.
Not sure about at-home indoctrination either, when his dad complained about not being able to buy a hot sausage roll at a Wellington petrol station. No further comment.
Doubtless said this sort of thing about smoking in his previous job. What next ? Food?
oH MY BRAIN IS CLOUDED BY ALL THAT NICOTINE .
The sooner keyboards introduce a command to undo caps lock text, the better.
The sooner MB uses AI to measure a qualifying cap on ” IQ ” for public exposure the shorter Bishop’s et als life span too… Mr. Christie
“ … and shoddy shoeboxes for the plebs should do it.”